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Don't be too proud

Don't be too proud

Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and be a Jedi, like…
There's no mystical energy

There's no mystical energy

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other.…
There's only one man

There's only one man

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm a monster. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. No… but I'd like to…

There’s no mystical

July 20, 2017
Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it is. But with the blast shield…

I hate it, but there’s nothing

July 20, 2017
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I…

Remember, a Jedi can feel

July 20, 2017
What?! Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons. You can't possibly… All right. Well, take care…

Leave that to me

Don’t be too proud

July 20, 2017
Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think? Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. I want to come with you to…

The more you tighten your grip

July 20, 2017
You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! I call it luck. You mean it controls your actions? I'm trying not to,…

Don’t trust them

July 20, 2017
Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. You mean it controls your actions? I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go…

There’s no mystical energy

July 20, 2017
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help.…

There’s only one man

July 3, 2017
He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm a monster. There's only one man I've ever called…

Andy Griffith

July 3, 2017
Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Did…

You drank it

July 3, 2017
I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. There's only one man I've ever called a…

Steve Holt

I'm a monster. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank…

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Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news! Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. Of all the friends I've had… you're the first. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say!