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Monthly Archives: July 2023

Don’t trust them

Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. You mean it controls your actions? I suggest you try it again, Luke. This time, let go your conscious self and act on instinct. I can't get involved! I've got work to do! It's not that I like the Empire, I hate it, but there's nothing I can do about it right now. It's such a long way from here. What!? Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. The plans you refer…

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There’s no mystical energy

The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers. I need your help, Luke. She needs your help. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing. Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. Don't underestimate the Force. What?! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial…

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There’s only one man

He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm a monster. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. No… but I'd like to be asked! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. I hear the jury's still out on science. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date…

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Andy Griffith

Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Really? Did nothing cancel? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Whoa, this guy's straight?

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You drank it

I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I've opened a door here that I regret. Michael! I'm a monster. That's why you always leave a note!

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